So I'm going to put out an idea concerning writing fiction, and I wouldn't be surprised if others have suggested this before. Writing is like Darwinism, i.e. survival of the fittest. Not a hard and fast rule, but I think there are a lot of parallels. For example:
--Writing: How many of those in the Writing Kingdom aspire to write "one day," but never get around to it? Already we've sliced off a major section of competition, and in the Writing Kingdom these may be the weakest creatures of all. They're not even writing, but talking about writing. In terms of the animal kingdom these folks are moaning about hunger instead of hunting.
--Submitting: How many of those in the Writing Kingdom write but won't send their works out for publication? It's one thing to hold off on sending something out because it needs more polish or another draft, and it's something else entirely to write piece after piece and never send any of them out for consideration. If you're comfortable with writing just for yourself, great. But otherwise you're the animal hunting mice in your cave while the entire spoils of the Galapagos Islands are beckoning beyond your proverbial door (are there mice on the Galapagos Islands? Shrug. I'd guess no. But you see my point)
--Formatting: Let's use cavemen to illustrate some points, because cavemen are funny. "Man next door has fire. Me no need fire. Me know what me doing." Translation: "I don't need to read the submission guidelines. I know what I'm doing." These are the writers who fail to put their stories in the proper fonts, fail to enclose their SAE, or stamps, or IRCs, send fantasy stories to science fiction markets, send poetry to markets that publish strictly fiction, etc. If there are better methods of hunting/gathering you can easily learn, use them.
--Thin Skin: "Me didn't catch anything today. Hunting too hard. Me would rather starve." Too many writers new to the game expect to be published right from the beginning. It happens to a few, sure (lucky bastards). But most of us must claw and scrap for every inch of progress. Instead of the Galapagos Islands it's more like hunting in the desert, I think. A lot of people may give up and choose dehydration after one or a few rejections. Whether they're the smart ones is another conversation. :)
--Frustration: "No matter how many times me throw this spear me have bad aim. Me never catch anything. Me give up." Practice, practice, practice.
--The Slaying of Goliath: "Me killed a boar! Me killed a boar! Me never hunting again. From now on me fishing." For some people getting published once and slaying your Goliath is enough. Congrats on your publication, but all this proves is that you can successfully hunt. But you must keep hunting to survive in the vicious and unforgiving Writing Kingdom.
--Overwhelmed: "How me ever catch anything? All them other good hunters catching all them animals. Leave nothing for me." Stop worrying about available slots in magazines and competing with other writers. Your only competition is you. If you write a good enough story that suits the editor's needs for his or her magazine, you'll get your sale.
--Laziness: "Me no feel like hunting today." Hmm. What could I ever mean by this one?
So. Are these exact parallels to animal kingdom? Certainly not! But the Writing Kingdom does have its own set of rules for successful survival. By successful, I mean publication since that is what most writers aspire to (and should). If I kept thinking about it I'm sure I could come up with other examples. But I think I've made my point. The fittest writers will "survive." Of course, if others reading this entry want to throw out additional examples, please have at it!
--Writing: How many of those in the Writing Kingdom aspire to write "one day," but never get around to it? Already we've sliced off a major section of competition, and in the Writing Kingdom these may be the weakest creatures of all. They're not even writing, but talking about writing. In terms of the animal kingdom these folks are moaning about hunger instead of hunting.
--Submitting: How many of those in the Writing Kingdom write but won't send their works out for publication? It's one thing to hold off on sending something out because it needs more polish or another draft, and it's something else entirely to write piece after piece and never send any of them out for consideration. If you're comfortable with writing just for yourself, great. But otherwise you're the animal hunting mice in your cave while the entire spoils of the Galapagos Islands are beckoning beyond your proverbial door (are there mice on the Galapagos Islands? Shrug. I'd guess no. But you see my point)
--Formatting: Let's use cavemen to illustrate some points, because cavemen are funny. "Man next door has fire. Me no need fire. Me know what me doing." Translation: "I don't need to read the submission guidelines. I know what I'm doing." These are the writers who fail to put their stories in the proper fonts, fail to enclose their SAE, or stamps, or IRCs, send fantasy stories to science fiction markets, send poetry to markets that publish strictly fiction, etc. If there are better methods of hunting/gathering you can easily learn, use them.
--Thin Skin: "Me didn't catch anything today. Hunting too hard. Me would rather starve." Too many writers new to the game expect to be published right from the beginning. It happens to a few, sure (lucky bastards). But most of us must claw and scrap for every inch of progress. Instead of the Galapagos Islands it's more like hunting in the desert, I think. A lot of people may give up and choose dehydration after one or a few rejections. Whether they're the smart ones is another conversation. :)
--Frustration: "No matter how many times me throw this spear me have bad aim. Me never catch anything. Me give up." Practice, practice, practice.
--The Slaying of Goliath: "Me killed a boar! Me killed a boar! Me never hunting again. From now on me fishing." For some people getting published once and slaying your Goliath is enough. Congrats on your publication, but all this proves is that you can successfully hunt. But you must keep hunting to survive in the vicious and unforgiving Writing Kingdom.
--Overwhelmed: "How me ever catch anything? All them other good hunters catching all them animals. Leave nothing for me." Stop worrying about available slots in magazines and competing with other writers. Your only competition is you. If you write a good enough story that suits the editor's needs for his or her magazine, you'll get your sale.
--Laziness: "Me no feel like hunting today." Hmm. What could I ever mean by this one?
So. Are these exact parallels to animal kingdom? Certainly not! But the Writing Kingdom does have its own set of rules for successful survival. By successful, I mean publication since that is what most writers aspire to (and should). If I kept thinking about it I'm sure I could come up with other examples. But I think I've made my point. The fittest writers will "survive." Of course, if others reading this entry want to throw out additional examples, please have at it!


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Glad you liked the post.
These aren't writers, and they don't belong in the writing kingdom. They border the writing kingdom, sitting at the gated booth looking in, wishing they lived here instead. I get intensely annoyed when someone introduces him/herself as a writer and then begins telling me about what they're going to do some day.
I've given this some thought, and while I understand preferences for Courier (although my company accepts manuscripts in TNR), why the hell do companies still insist that italicized words be underscored? Composition software can recognize italicized words for what they are. Is there any benefit from the words being underlined instead?
-->Sing it, brother.
I handle these people in one of two ways, depending on their demeanor. If they seem earnest about writing, just unsure of themselves, I try to bolster their confidence and encourage them to try it. "If you want to write, you have to do it. You make time to write." I suggest the common times that writers steal: commuting, sitting in waiting rooms, lunch hours.
Sadly, more often these people are the (perhaps unintentionally) pretentious sort. "Oh, yes, I have a brilliant idea. I've been developing it for years, and eventually it will be ready and I'll write it."
Those people I cut hard and fast. "Writers write. Talking about it isn't writing."
Or the chart topper: "I have a brilliant idea, I just need to find someone to write it."
Me no need to learn from other hunters, I hunt good enough on my own. I don't catch the big animals they do because the big animals don't understand that I am a great hunter.
Okay, so not so great with the caveman speak. But, really, writers who think their writing is good enough and that they don't need to learn from others are another group just sitting on the sidelines.
And domynoe, that's not just laugh out loud funny, that's laugh out loud until you snort funny.
I don't catch the big animals they do because the big animals don't understand that I am a great hunter.
Ha! Still snorting... =D
(Cavewoman EM grins. EM make big animal Slush-hunter God laugh.)
I'd have sent you something funny this time around, but my last humor piece was pure pulp sci-fi.
(Cavewoman EM pats herself on the back. EM not fail Darwinian Formatting.)